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Student Nurse

Written by LoneSurvivor on .

A male  patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing  an oxygen mask over his mouth.

A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial  sponge bath.

"Nurse,"  he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know,Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and  feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please  check for me.

Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she  overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.  She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says,"There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look magnificent."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

"Thank you  very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:

"Are - My -Test - Results - Back?"

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